Thursday, September 24, 2009

The bus fashion

She was a black woman wearing the biggest hair (I think it was her real hair), with a long black coat. I wouldn't have noticed her unless there was a shout from the back saying something I couldn't hear. But this black lady was fierce. She replied to the pissed off lady at the back by saying, "now I don't care if I hit you, tha'ts how I walk. THAT is how I ROLL. Now. IF you have a problem with that, let's take it OUTSIDE."

There were no replies to that comment. So the black lady fiercely paid the bus fare and disappeared into the night.

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The first thing I noticed about him was his backpack. It would've looked normal if it was on a normal sized body, but he made the normal JanSport bag look really small.

The second thing I couldn't help noticing was how his sweatpants were SOOOO small on him. I think he was literally wearing an XS sweatpants, b/c the stretchable, baggy swaetpants could barely hold his but cheeks. To prove that he's not wearing the right sized sweatpants, TO make matter worse, there was a HUMONGOUS butt crack showing from his back as soon as he sat down. It was a sight I've never seen it in my life. I was really disgusted at that, that I had to draw it in bold.

I have a couple more pictures of interesting outfits in my mind, but Im too lazy to draw and scan now....:D

dream

I had a dream that I was on the bus with my friends (I don't think I know them in real life, but while I was dreaming, i was their friend). Something happened to the bus driver, either he ran away or he had some injury...but we got stuck driving the bus to save ourselves. :P I didn't drive, but it was such a scary experience, b/c those busses are humongous and the guy who was trying to drive it didn't kno how to handle the pedals. We almost killed ourselves, but I woke up before I found out if we were able to handle that big machine.

I drive the bus too often.